Intruder Alert
/The silence of the late evening was abruptly broken as the alarm sounded throughout the Anderson Guitarworks complex.
Red Lights Flashing…”Intruder Alert…Intruder Alert!”
Surveillance cameras instantly switched on. Guard dog cages automatically opened, releasing the hounds, their bays echoing as they rapidly headed out to intercept the interloper. Compartmental doors lowered, isolating the infiltrator in one section of the building.
The Top Secret research area of level seven in the underground section of building 24 had been breached.
We are asking for your assistance, please, in (happily) identifying this person that appears in these Anderson Guitarworks surveillance photos. Look at them carefully. Is anyone able to identify who this is and what he might be after? Our experts seem to be at a loss. Perhaps our face-recognition software is not what it should be.
Strangely enough, however, as FBL agents poured over the photos they were able to determine that this person is definitely a super nice guy, an amazing guitar player and is remarkably familiar but they just can’t definitively identify him from the bureau’s archives. Perhaps the bureau’s archives are not what they should be.
And if that wasn’t enough, the guard dogs totally loved him and just seemed to want to play with him—very curious.
Anyway, at this juncture, any assistance you are able to provide is greatly appreciated.
Thanks so much.