Pop Cobra Quiz

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Pop Cobra Quiz

It’s multiple choice. (Best quiz you’ll ever take.) 

Ready, and pencils up……go!

What is an Anderson Cobra?

A) Anything that smells like birthday cake.

B) A member of the elapidae family of serpents.

C) A member of the world’s best electric guitar family and it plays like butter.

D) Two free dance lessons at the McDonald’s restaurant of your choice.  (Don’t slip on the pickles)

What is one aspect specific to an Anderson Cobra that makes it so magnificent?

A) It is always the same color as a carrot.

B) Is tied together with shoelaces.

C) Makes people from Hungary hungry.

D) It always has a shorter, 24 3/4-inch scale-length for ease of playing and focused midrange tone.

What is another magnificent and defining attribute of an Anderson Cobra?

A) It wears cool dark glasses.

B) It has a Mahogany body-back to further accentuate muscular and musical midrange focus and great tonal qualities.

C) Goes to other people’s houses for dinner when uninvited.

D) Its zodiac sign is always Taurus the Bull.

An Anderson Cobra’s crushing tone is further defined and enhanced by

A) Microscopic nematodes that setup your pedalboard for you at the gig.

B) One of those umbrella hats that keeps the sun out of your eyes but brings your  intrinsic “cool” into question.

C) Orange soda poured into the jack hole.

D) A Mahogany-backed neck to further focus muscular midrange tones. 

So, to sum it all up, the Cobra-family of ultra-fine Anderson guitars is defined by the collection of these excellently executed attributes:

A) A group of giant serpents that you should not irritate or poke with a stick.

B) A happy, fluffy kitten family that you should not irritate or poke with a stick.

C) A collection of super-fast muscle cars that you should not irritate or poke with a stick.

D) The world’s best electric guitar with either a T or S-style body that boasts a shorter 24 3/4-inch scale length and hand-selected Mahogany body and Mahogany neck back for the most awesome tone and playing experience EVER!

E) You should not irritate it or poke it with a stick.

F) Both D & E

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